2005/2006 Season
Awards
The awards ceremony for
the 2005/2006 season was conducted on the end of season
do, we have compiled the results on this page, some of
which are amusing and some serious. Enjoy!
Player of the Season 05/06: Paul
Veevers
Top Goalscorer 05/06: Anthony
Kamniskas
The first
of our awards is
The Keen-o award. Otherwise
known as the Clubman award it is awarded to
someone who deserves
a special mention for what they do for the team without
always getting the rewards. The results are as follows:
1 - Jon Hudson
2 - Mark Woodall
3 - Phil Woodall
Next up is
the Didn't he used to be rubbish award? To give it
its proper name this is awarded to the Most Improved
Player of the season, the guy who you say to your
mates "I tell thee, he hasn't half improved " And the
winner is:
1 - Kenny Hindle
2 - Jan Harwood
3 - Jon Coluccio
We move
onto the "Get in" award. To put it
simply this is awarded to the goal that you thought was
the Best Goal. Here
I present to you three crackers:
1 - Luke Lloyd V Mansfield (A)
2 Paul Veevers V Preston (A)
3 - Mark Woodall V Fulham (H)
And so we
move onto our next award. Titled The Mark Woodall
award it is of course Miss(es) of the season.
You know the ones, when you are celebrating the goal in
your head and it somehow goes over and leaves you
thinking "That's poor really" The three best misses
of the season are:
1 - M Woodall V Oxford (A)
2 - M Woodall V Oxford (A) No.2
3 M Woodall V Bury (A)
Now we move
onto some of the more humorous awards. First up in this
section is the Elton John award. Simply put its
that Worst Haircut that when everyone sees it
thinks "What is that on your head!" There were
some strong contenders for this but the results are as
follows:
1 - Craig Milnes
2 - Jan Harwood
3 - Jon Coluccio/Paul Veevers
Next up we
have the "What is he wearing" award. This is for
the person who when you see turn up in the car park in
the morning gets a right good ripping for their clothes,
usually followed by the line "You have not bought that
have you!" That's right the Worst Dressed award. Some of
the attire worn was that bad we had a 3 way tie. So the
Worst Dressed are:
M Woodall, Craig Milnes and Damien Dutton
Now we have
the opposite of the last award. This is the "That guy
looks good" award. You know the ones, they turn up
and you think "Hey he looks pretty good in those
clothes, I want to be him!" One can only assume that
there are only 2 entries for this category because there
were so many votes for the last award! So the Best
Dressed players are:
1 - Steve Crossley
2 - David Veevers
The third
of our light hearted awards goes to the guy who thinks
he is the Don Juan of the team. This is the "He loves
himself" award. There is one in every team and ours
is no different. And the Biggest Playboy award
goes to:
1 - Anthony Kaminskas
2 - Paul Veevers
Following
the Biggest Playboy award we have the "Yeah but no but yeah"
award. This is otherwise know as the Handbags
award. It is proudly awarded for the most amusing
arguments of the season. The results are:
1 - Jon Coluccio V Damien Dutton
2 - Craig Milnes V Anyone
Finally we
have the "Can I just say" award. Basically this
is the Funniest Thing of the season. What has had
you in stitches this season. There were several
suggestions for this so we will list them all:
Crossley S! - Steve Crossley
"I've hurt myself aint I" - Jon Coluccio
Ryan's 5 minute cameos
